“Ho-Ho-Holidays: A Jolly Recap of Festive Follies and Merry Misadventures”

I ka pau ʻana o ka lā hoʻomaha Kalikimaka, ʻo ia ka manawa e wehe ai i nā kukui, e hoʻopaʻa pono i nā mea hoʻonani, a ʻo ka mea nui, e haʻi i nā manawa hauʻoli i poina ʻole i kēia kau. Mai ke kumu lāʻau Kalikimaka nui a hiki i ka hoʻokūkū ʻahuʻula poina ʻole, ʻo kēia lā hoʻomaha he rollercoaster o ka ʻakaʻaka, hauʻoli, a me kekahi mau waimaka hauʻoli (ʻo ka hapa nui o ka ʻakaʻaka ʻana).

 

Ka Huli Laau Kalikimaka Nui

Hoʻomaka kā mākou moʻolelo hoʻomaha me ka ʻimi makahiki e ʻimi i ka lāʻau Kalikimaka kūpono. I kēia makahiki, ua hoʻoholo mākou e hoʻokalakupua a kipa aku i kahi māla lāʻau ʻoki ʻia. Me ka manaʻo paʻa a me kahi ʻike i ʻoi aku ka like me ka pahi pata, ua komo mākou i loko o ka wao nahele (a i ʻole ka mea e hele ai no ka wao nahele ma ka ʻāina). Ma hope o nā hola o ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa a me ka hakakā liʻiliʻi me kahi squirrel no ka kuleana o ka lāʻau, ua hoʻi lanakila mākou i ka home, me ka huki ʻana i kahi kumulāʻau i ʻoi aku ka nui o Charlie Brown ma mua o Rockefeller Center. Akā me ke aloha liʻiliʻi (a me ka nui o ka tinsel), ua lilo ia i puʻuwai o ko mākou home hoʻomaha.

 

ʻO nā pōʻino o ka lumi kuke a me nā mea ʻai meaʻai

A laila hele mai ka kuke ʻana. ʻAe, ke kuke ʻana! Ua hoʻololi ʻia ko mākou lumi kuke i kahua kaua kahi i koho ʻia ai ke kō a me ka palaoa. Ua hoʻāʻo ʻia ka papa kuki huna a Grandma, a ua loaʻa mai nā kuki i… Loaʻa iā mākou nā hōkū e like me nā pua, nā reindeer e like me nā kaʻa, a me ka mea i manaʻo ʻia he helehelena o Santa akā ua ʻoi aku ka like me ka ʻōmato hauʻoli. ʻAʻole i liʻiliʻi nā mea hoʻāʻo ʻono, ʻoiai ua hāʻawi manawaleʻa ka ʻīlio e hoʻomaʻemaʻe i nā "pōʻino" i hāʻule i ka papahele.

 

ʻO ka hoʻokūkū ʻahuʻula ʻino: He Symphony of Knitted Nightmares

Mea koʻikoʻi o ke kau? ʻO ka hoʻokūkū ʻahuʻula ʻino. Ua ʻoi aku ʻo ʻAnakala Bob iā ia iho i kēia makahiki, me ka hoʻokani ʻana i kahi ʻaʻahu ʻālohilohi a ʻālohilohi e hiki ke alakaʻi i ka holo kaʻa o Santa i loko o kahi hau. Ua hīmeni ko ʻAnakē Linda ʻaʻahu ʻaʻahu - ʻaʻole, ʻoiaʻiʻo, he mea hoʻokani pila i kūkulu ʻia, akā naʻe, ua paʻa ʻo ia ma 'Jingle Bells' no ʻekolu hola pololei. A mai poina kākou i ka hana a Cousin Tim, e hōʻike ana i kahi kāhili maoli i humuhumu ʻia ma ke alo, i hoʻopiha ʻia me nā koʻokoʻo a, me ka maopopo ʻole, he ʻuala.

 

ʻOkaʻi makana: He Comedy Hoʻopili ʻia i ka lipine

He kiʻi noʻeau ka ʻōwili makana, a no mākou, ʻoi aku ke kiʻi abstract. ʻO nā lipine i hoʻopaʻa ʻia me nā pōpoki, ka lipine i hoʻopaʻa ʻia i ka lauoho, a me ka mea pohihihi o ka nalowale ʻana o ka pepa ʻōwili ma mua o nā kuki. ʻO ka hoʻāʻo ʻana o Pāpā i ka ʻōwili makana me he mea lā ua hewa ka papahana mâché pepa. Eia nō naʻe, ʻo kēlā me kēia pūʻolo i ʻōwili ʻia he pūʻolo ʻakaʻaka e kali ana e hoʻokuʻu ʻia.

 

ʻO ka hauʻoli o ka hāʻawi ʻana…a me ka loaʻa ʻana o nā makana i manaʻo ʻole ʻia

He mea koʻikoʻi ka hoʻololi makana, e hōʻike ana i nā makana mai ka hana pono (nā socks, hou) a hiki i ka mea ʻē (he iʻa mele, ʻoiaʻiʻo?). Ua poina ʻo Tūtū wahine i kāna hāʻawi makana ʻana, a ua loaʻa i koʻu kaikunāne ʻōpio kekahi mau kukui ʻala pua nani a loaʻa ʻo Māmā i kahi pāʻani wikiō. Hoʻohui wale nā ​​hui ʻana i ka hauʻoli a me ka ʻakaʻaka o ka lā.

 

Nā pāʻani, nā ʻakaʻaka, a me nā manawa maikaʻi

ʻAʻole pau ka lā hoʻomaha me ka ʻole o nā pāʻani ʻohana maʻamau. Ua hoʻopuka ʻo Charades i ka ʻaoʻao koʻikoʻi o kēlā me kēia kanaka, ʻoi aku hoʻi i ka wā i hana ai ʻo Grandpa i ka 'Frozen' a hoʻopau ʻia me he mea lā ua paʻa ʻo ia i loko o kahi pahu ʻike ʻole ʻia. Ua hoʻololi ʻia nā pāʻani papa i kahi hōʻike hiʻona o ka ʻuhane hoʻokūkū, me nā kuʻikahi i hoʻokumu ʻia a haki ʻoi aku ka wikiwiki ma mua o nā hoʻoholo makahiki hou.

 

He Kau ʻakaʻaka me ke aloha

I ka pau ʻana o ka wā hoʻomaha, piha ko mākou naʻau i ka hauʻoli a piha ko mākou ʻōpū i nā kuki. ʻAʻole paha i loaʻa iā mākou kahi lā hoʻomaha kiʻi maikaʻi loa, akā maikaʻi loa ia i kona hemahema. ʻO ka ʻakaʻaka, nā manawa lapuwale, a me ka pumehana o ka hui pū ʻana i kēia Kalikimaka no nā puke.

 

No laila, eia ka wā hoʻomaha: he wā leʻaleʻa, ke aloha, a me ka hoʻomanaʻo ʻana aia i loko o ka haunaele o ka hoʻolauleʻa ʻana ka nani maoli o ke ola. Ke kakali mua nei mākou i nā capers Kalikimaka o ka makahiki aʻe!


Ka manawa hoʻouna: Jan-08-2024